Dear My One True Love

Dear My love,

I’ve not seen you in so long and I am so sorry. I tried to convince my friends to come visit a while back but they’re acting a bit standoffish. I know they don’t always understand our love, but they are acting like they are better than you.

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How to: Eat Dinner With Other Adults (Part 1)

The hope is that by your early 20’s the spoon/aeroplane method has taken full effect and you are now aware how to put food into your mouth, chew and swallow.

What we are not taught is how to go to Sainsburys regularly enough to make sure there is food in the house when you are hungover and unable to venture out into
the cold, blinding light of the day time. For this I totally blame the aeroplane method, I often look in my fridge, realise there is nothing there and leave it expecting something tasty to zoom through the sky and parachute into my kitchen and/or mouth.

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